just remembered, a band i saw at a festival are from your place - british sea power. heard of em? i only know cos i spoke to their lead singer during reading festival a few years ago. his actual response was "i am from the land of nats". i was like what the fuck....he just said its near kendal. nice geezers actually.
anyway, the two towns with the smallest professional clubs are from....
drum roll....
nailsworth and dingwall.
and they are......
ross county and forest green rovers.