FAO Stu - Offensive Banner

Stu

That Euroffice banner at the top of the screen, I find highly offensive.

I own an office supplies company, and we're better and cheaper than Euroffice.

How much are they paying for that advertising?, if the answers nothing, I'd like it removed, and my own banner placing there...if you dont mind very much?

Thanks

Rich

www.vpsupplies.co.uk

if anyone hadnt spotted...I fucking hate Euroffice...

"we wont be beaten on price..."

They're beaten on price every day, by yours truly...

Rich, any comment on Euroffice? Apparently their prices are awesome. In fact they, "won't be beaten on price".

I use them just for their customer service. The price difference is worth it.

To be fair, I don't really know any of their competitors, if anyone has any suggestions I may be open to changing....

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Rich - who's the hot chick who mans your Live Support? (Photo at www.vpsupplies.co.uk/)

stole her off the internet..it's me in a dress


if you;ve got any requirements, just email me at richard.medley@vpsupplies.co.uk,

I'll set up a personalised price file for you and murder Euroffice in the process

Rich,

Supplies all over the country?

Will mail you and throw in some offensive porn too.

of course mate.

Aberdeen to Exeter, all next day delivery. FOC delivery over £30.

rich, can i forward your details to churchill, as i was on the phone to them last night and they wanted to charge me £9.45 for a copy of my insurance details, i did say to them that that was an expensive piece of paper and they didnt take too kindly to it, but its just come to me, they must get their paper supplies from euroffice, which is really expensive, so to get the money back they spend on paper, they dream these charges up and upset very sarcy customers (yours truly), but with your help and my initiative we could help churchill get rid of this ridiculous charge and make the world a much happier place and get rid of a little of the doom and gloom thats around this world!!!

Lee...if through your disquiet and discomfort at insurance companies, you can secure me the Churchill Account, i will send you as much free stuff as you want.

i would, but ive since found my insurance certificate, so i have no other reason to phone them, other than my love for cheaper paper

does anyone else here work in an office?.

If so, drop me the details of the chap/chappess who orders the stationery, warm them up for me, tell em what a stand up guy I am, and that I'll be calling them.

I'll then cut you in on the profit (if any!) for the life of the account.

Or I'll send you beer.

Stu

are you now winding me up?. there's a sodding Cartridge Save one on there now!

I like them too.

weird. the ads are set to only being viewable for guests? unless this has changed and everyone is now forced to view them even when logged in. i'll check it out later. thanks for pointing it out Rich.

done it. just had to pay the £20 a year fee, guess we're a year old here now.

Have to admit I didn't see any of the banners, my adblocker must have stopped them. Hope I didn't miss too much.

you were too busy swapping average keepers for your best players... come on Plymouth remove the blinkers! lol.

Hope you did not pay the £20 Stu.

I like the adverts.

Especially the new one from Viking Direct promising to undercut VP Supplies, they sound cool!

always thought you were a prat Martin...

in fact, that applies to most of you...and Tom?....you and me...we're over.

After everything we've been through, this is what it has come down to?

My wandering eye just couldn't resist to take a peek at what other office supplies were available.

If I'd have known this is all it would take, I'd have put an order in at Euroffice a long, long time ago

Rich@Leicester wrote:

Stu

That Euroffice banner at the top of the screen, I find highly offensive.

I own an office supplies company, and we're better and cheaper than Euroffice.

How much are they paying for that advertising?, if the answers nothing, I'd like it removed, and my own banner placing there...if you dont mind very much?

Thanks

Rich

www.vpsupplies.co.uk

He's right. Having just used Virtual Print Supplies myself, I can confirm that the fella in the Brunette wig with the gleaming smile and the headset is infact cheaper and better than Euroffice.

She don't know much about young dutch/morrocan football talent though.

i bet her second job was giving dirty phone chats, does her number start 0898? next time i'm feeling horny i might give her a call lol